The Spirit of the West

Forty Fords


Starting from the left...Katy Perry-->Smurf-->some dude-->troll. <--new link without porn popups lol.


He ain't winnin' no beauty contests but he's my baby.





My dog loves an orange.

World's biggest Pac Man.
Nice cat vector here. I thought about doing something like this but animals are too frickin' hairy.
Ashley Olson steps out with her Frenchie. Cute but I'm not sure I approve of her dog handling skills. Get a leash.
Doggie Saddles...so awesome.
I had a great weekend! That's all I'm going to say.

Last night I was sitting in the dark watching a scary movie and I started thinking to myself, why am I sitting in the dark alone watching a scary movie? Funny thing happened during the scary climax to the movie, a spider crawled across my leg and scared the shit out of me. True story. The movie by the way was Death of a Ghost Hunter.

Corgi Rodeo, lol.
Skittles Newlyweds. ohhh shiii!!! 
What the **** is Michael Jordan Wearing?
Amy Winehouse joins the 27 Club.
The bottom world championships.
Superheroes and girls with big boobs are my two favorite things and they're both in the same movie.


This slave Leia looks amazingly hot.


I just finished watching Looking for Mr. Goodbar and in the movie Tom Berrenger (pictured above) looks exactly like James Franco. Unfortunately for Tom, he didn't age very well. Today, he's all puffy and shiny looking. Almost like he's enjoys the drink a little too much.

Hope Solo and Alex Morgan. Gas up the Bangbus.
Clever marriage proposal.


I'm not sure which came first for me, Adam and the Ants or Van Halen. I thought both of them were about the coolest things ever.

Know what's fucking crazy? Link fixed.
Guido Jesus is funny.
Pages and pages of oldschool McDonald's advertising love.
Flip Fail-Compilation
Female pole vaulting ass vs female volleyball ass. Now that's a tough one.
Companion to the video below...my cat is a dick.

I don't know what it is about Mila Kunis but I she just doesn't do it for me. Same thing with Vanessa Hudgens. Both are all hot and whatnot but I'm like, eh, whatever. I need curves and boobs...like Kelly Brook (bonus). I was surprised to see these recent photos of Kelly because she announced she was pregnant not too long ago. I was thinking, damn, she had that baby and got back in shape quick. Unfortunately, she had a miscarriage five months into her pregnancy. Good to see her out and about. I think I'm more in lust with her now that she's suffered personal tragedy.

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Strymon's Timeline delay machine. The much anticipated pedal was released on 07/05 and the first build quickly sold out in about 10 minutes. I managed to get one and it arrived on my doorstep today. First impressions were very positive. It sounded incredible but the userface and navigation just seemed way too complicated (probably due to old age). Also, two speed knobs were real wobbly. I thought I was the only one but others online described them as being flimsy and loose as a 12yr olds tooth about to fall out. Needless to say, this was a bit unsettling. It sounds great with lots of delay options but the navigation blows. Meh, what are ya gonna do? I sold it, LoL. Oh yeah, I forgot to add, that sucker cost $460. Considering it's sold out and in such high demand I could have gotten more for it but I decided to sell at cost and pay it forward. 

360 view of the space shuttle cockpit. If I didn't spot a modern looking Dell laptop I would have thought the photo was taken in the 60's. Shit looks old school.


Believe it.

USA women's soccer defeats Brazil in one of the greatest World Cup matches ever? I woke up from a nap just in time to see that insane last minute US goal followed by all the great penalty kicks.



Funniest shit I've ever seen.


Internet gold.

Collection of 8 space shuttle galleries.
Sauce injected nuggets? What has science done?!


I think I need to go on another spending freeze. Things are a little out of hand right now.

I really don't know much about Leann Rimes but her body is smokin'. I think she's a country singer or used to be a country singer...who knows?

Remember folks, religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat.

Should be my new banner. I wonder if I could hire someone to pose for me like that? Heaven knows I've tried.


Things at the office are slow so I've had some time to work on the train vector. Maybe I'll finish it sometime this summer. The cowcatcher is looking a little sketchy but hopefully it will improve.

Cosplay Wonder Woman...with Kim Kardashian being the worst (of the best) I've ever seen.


My favorite movies are the ones where I go in with low expectations and get completely blown away. Yep, that's Rango.