Mail Thieves

Trippy pool table is trippy.


I got banned from an internet forum for posting this. Who knew?

Photos of Hurricane Irene before, during and after.
The Best Word Book Ever got a few changes over the years.
Kelly Brook riding a bike and looking great (alt.).

I think I'm going to lay off the coffee for a while. My stomach is fucked hardcore. Well, it may not be coffee. It may be something I ate. I did cook tuna steaks last night. They were great but they may not have been if you know what I mean. I can't stop going to the toilet. Could be a mild case of food poisoning. My butthole is shredded.


My next pedal purchase will likely be an Eric Johnson Fuzz Face. It's not out yet but there's a lot of forum chatter about it. The only reason I want it is because of they're making one in tarheel blue.


A Game of Thrones house posters. Amazing work here. Myself, I was always drawn to House Martell.

Hillary Swank all up in that bikini. I love her.
Matte black Lotus Exige...badass.
Dog Sings To Soothe Crying Baby aka baby raised by pack of wild wolves.
Irene is shaping up to be your classic east coast hugging hurricane.
Seems very 80's in here. I think I saw myself a few times in there.

Adam Hughes sketches a few Bond girls. Awesome! From the left...Barbara Bach from The Spy Who Loved Me, Claudine Auger from Thunderball (my personal favorite) and Ursula Andress from Dr. No. Oops, the first one is Maud Adams from Octopussy. I went with my first instinct thinking it looked a lot like Barbara Bach. The X3 in the background kinda clued me in that it was Bond's thirteenth movie (illustrated007).

I just finished listening to the Diary of Anne Frank. The only thing I got out of it was that the whole thing seemed bogus.

Funny, I just got a blog comment that said, "I really liked the article, and the very cool blog." I thought it was nice but also kinda non-specific. I decided to google the phrase and it seems to be posted everywhere lol. I guess it's some spam-bot and here I was thinking someone actually appreciated this crap. Actually, it's easier to write stuff when nobody else is reading because there's no pressure. I think I have performance anxiety.

Dead bodies on Mt. Everest. I've read about them but never actually seen them, until now.
Stuffed dogs are stuffed. The horror.

I'm not really sure what's going on with this but somebody put a lot of time into it. I've heard of Tumblr but I had no idea what it was all about. All I got out of it was Harry Potter and hot models.

Why Navy Music is Important. <--I'm here to tell you right now it's not important and a huge waste of taxpayer dollars. These guys are aren't soldiers, they're non-essential personnel milking the system for all it's worth. It's kinda funny because when people talk about govt. deficits and making budget cuts these guys come out of the woodwork to defend their meaningless jobs. I mean what a great way to hide within the govt. system by joining the Navy band. Nobody really even knows you're there. I say cut the whole thing. Band camp is over. Grow up.

I think it's really weird that I like Kat von D.
Let's get this weekend started: Jam On It---->into---->The Jam.

Some pretty cool photos of the ground zero construction site. Here's some Chinese Olympic sculptures that I thought were kinda neat.



Capt. Awesome? More like Capt. Shit for Brains.
The real US National Security Budget. 
Best band name ever? Ringo Deathstarr.
I took an ambien last night and fell asleep at 9:30. It feels good to be rested up after a long weekend.
I got  a tiny chainsaw.
Largest ever marijuana field lies under a black tarp in Mexico. No, that doesn't look conspicuous at all.


You wouldn't know it but my hemorrhoids are killing me.


I wanted to post a quick picture of the Tele project before it gets too far along. All I've done is attach the neck and install the tuners. The actual wiring is going to suck donkey dicks. It should look a exactly like this when finished but without spending $4400....more like $700-ish.


I just finished walking the dog and as I was coming up the driveway I noticed an incredible looking moon just peaking over the roof of my house. I ran inside, grabbed my camera (all the while dragging my dog with me) and cracked off a few of what I thought were going to be the best photos ever. Uhhhh, how about no. I got inside, checked them out and they were all terrible lol. If I could have gotten the camera to photograph what I saw then it would have been great. Everything was all overexposed and it looked like daytime and the moon was all sun looking. I had to edit the shit out of the above photo just to get it in the neighborhood of reality and even then it looks like shart. I tried a few different settings that the internet suggested but they still sucked. I just can't get it to focus. Another thing, I need to learn how to adjust the camera in the dark.


Two words: Nemo Hoes.


Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch. I give them a C+.


Pictured above are a few sports inspired Pharaoh Fuzzes using color combinations from the teams in the 2011 Stanley Cup finals. I was interested in getting a custom one made for myself so I emailed the guy who owns the company and told him if he could make me one in tarheel blue , I would buy it (wikipedia actually has the color coded as #56A0D3, not #709DC4). He quickly responded telling me he could probably swing it but to email his design guy just to make sure. So I forwarded my request to the design guy and he emailed me back with an example of something I might be interested in purchasing. Uhh, how about no.

So in order to explain to this guy exactly what I wanted I actually drew one up in Illustrator. I thought it was pretty good. He hasn't emailed me back yet lol.


*Just a quick update. The guy emailed me back and said his supplier doesn't carry carolina blue enclosures but he had white enclosures and he could do the graphic in blue. So really, he could do it but with the colors transposed. I just assumed he painted his own enclosures. I don't know if I should do it. I just edited my pedal graphic to see what it would look like. Hmm, I think it looks pretty sweet. He doesn't carry white knobs so the black ones will have to do for now.

Plan B will locate your lost cell phone. Sounds like a great idea (droid). I guess you could also use it to stalk.
Sdsprops.com. I'll comment on this when I have more time.

George Clooney is dating Stacy Keibler (winning!). Beautiful people getting together aside, I wonder how long it will take for Clooney to dump her? Actually, I don't understand Clooney. He dates the most beautiful women in the world and yet he can't seem to form a lasting relationship. I'm sure he's a great guy and all but given the frequency and beauty of women he dates at some point you think he has to flake out in relationships. What I'm trying to say is that Mr. Perfect can't be all that perfect. There's no way that all the girls he's dated are crazy. A majority yes, lol, but not all of them. Hollywood is weird though. They get in serious relationships with people who live really far away. Take the Jesse James and Kat Von D relationship as an example. She lives in LA and he lives in Texas. Yeah, good luck with that relationship. I can barely hold together a relationship in the same zip code let alone in a different state.




Girls in superhero underwear. Probably the best thing I've ever posted.
Kids and pets.
Terrible 70's/80's rock band, Charlie, actually has a pretty stylish website. I'm digging that banner.


Terrible attempt to catch lightning in a bottle followed by a good picture of Gibson. He was being such a good portrait model that day. I may get that picture of Gibson framed or something. I think it's that good. Motherfucker's lookin' all real and shit.

Sammy Hagar Signature Explorer is purdy.

I just finished listening to the Moby Dick audiobook. Yeah, it's a tiresome classic and all that but I wanted to listen to it just to say I did. The funny thing is that Ahab doesn't speak a word for the first 2/3 of the book but towards the end he doesn't shut the fuck up.


What I'm doing today.

More pussy than he can handle. 
What happened the night Bin Laden was killed?
Borderlands II confirmed. I thought the first game was fantastic.


Ok, I was in an Electric Six mood earlier but now it's full on Radiohead.


Electric Six- Gay Bar

I cannot be any more angry. I've been getting packages delivered to my home and I always get these notes in my mailbox that say 'attempted delivery but nobody was home' type things so I decided to start getting things delivered to the office. Lo and behold, they deliver my package on a Saturday when there is nobody fucking here so the shit for brains leaves it on the porch and it gets stolen. We have these humongous mailboxes right outside the front door. Why he didn't just put it in there is beyond me. 200 bucks down the drain. Another thing, why would some asshole steal something like that? What are the astronomical chances that what's inside the box will be of any interest to the thief? Do mail thieves use guitar pedals? Now what is he going to do with it? Pawn it? I swear I hate people. The less I have to deal with them the better.

One of the craziest movies I've seen in a long time: Dogtooth.